donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

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Wednesday, April 16 with 79,178 notes

dancinglashatumbai:

the gay agenda

or as i call it

the homoschedule 

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Wednesday, April 16 with 49,560 notes

sashaforthewin:

unclewhisky:

clannyphantom:

if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

You are a mermaid, sir

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Wednesday, April 16 with 359,684 notes

jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

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Tuesday, April 15 with 124,886 notes